OMG

So, I haven't been the happiest camper lately, but this is helping. It's so funny.



You are welcome.

Even better, here's an interview with Chris Dane Owens.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

There has to be good in here.

Seriously.

Well, there was some good going on during my Western Thought final. The final sucked. It sucked a big one. The joking helped ease the tension of a test I wanted nothing to do with.

Molson beer is delicious.

Champagne is better. I am holding off until Thursday so I can drink my bottle without the worry of another test.

The Office has been making me really happy lately. Magnolia, on the other hand, has been tryings it's goddamnedest to stop my happiness.

Last chance, as if it could hurt.

Converge's Jane Doe record is hitting the spot. (That's what she said.) It's the most visceral/honest record I own. It speaks to my soul. I need this.

My Ghaleon puppet is pretty sweet.

So is my homemade Burger King puppet. My art is the best art.

The pie from Backyard BBQ is the best.

I don't want to pay taxes. I don't have any political motives behind this, but I don't want to do that anymore.

I need this shirt.

I'm tired of buying books I don't use in class. Weak.

Dexter is the second best show on television, following The Office.

Break my off a piece of that ap-ple sauce.

I want nothing to do with Second Life. But creating a Second Life IN Second Life is awesome.

I have no experience in dealing with vampires, though I did hunt a werewolf once. The only problem was that it turned back into my neighbor's dog.

I'm a little stitious.

Finals week sucks. I am not enthused about it at all. Oh well. Three days of tests and essays. I am really looking forward to this ending. I need the break. I'm really close to having too much. I'm burning out and I have classes all summer. Three weeks of bliss until then, though. I plan on drinking champagne, playing video games, reading a few books and working for three weeks. No mental stress. Just pure enjoyment. I need it. It just hit me all of a sudden, how much I need it. I have gotten little enjoyment out of things lately. I am hoping for something good to happen. Maybe some beer and Star Trek will help.

Fanboys

So, I've kinda been avoiding my blog this semester. I have been a bit preoccupied with life, liberty, and the pursuit of Beefeater gin and tonics. But, I decided that it was time to do this thing right. I have been living with a neanderthal for the last two semesters. It has been an enlightening experience to say the least. I have learned many things. One, I'm an awesome dude with some serious patience. It's like I live with a small child who only wants ice cream and video games. On top of that, he's a goddamn liar. He never cleans after himself. It's bad. I have begun to retaliate recently with bareassed farts on his pillow. Two, my beard is ridiculous. I didn't notice that until I got a new drivers license today. You can't see my neck. I'm still not going to trim it until Meredith is back. It can only get longer. Three, change is good. Everything is changing. EVERYTHING. Well, not everything. I'll still be dating Bucketface, but that is to be expected. She puts up with me. It works. Nothing else lately has been. At least I have her. At some point I'll post some of the experiences that come with living with swine, but that'll be another day.
I watched Fanboys tonight. I've been waiting on this film for two years. It was amazing. I don't know why it took this long to come out, but I'm just glad it showed up at all. Fantastic film. Good writing. Good acting. There is a Jar Jar Binks tattoo. Enough said.
After finals week, I am going to have three weeks off. I plan on spending some time with my PS3. It misses me. So do my records. They'll get some love too. I just got a copy of The Dillinger Escape Plan's Calculating Infinity on orange vinyl. It's one of 110 in existence. It's beautiful.
I'm going to Savannah and Florida in August. I am also going to see Slayer in August. It's going to be a good month for me.
I have been a bit at odds with myself over the last year, and I'm finally starting to make moves. I have been really looking at graduate schools. I have been making real decisions that I should have made a year ago. Moving forward never felt so good. Better late than never.